jokes

One day in a language school in Australia.
Teacher: “All right, now I’d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who’d like to try?”
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.
Kukoya: “Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me.”
Teacher: “Not bad. Okay, who’s next?”
Another student raised his hand. It was Ah Beng from Singapore.
Ah Beng: “I try! I try. Can aaah?”
Teacher: “No, no, not you!”
Ah Beng: “Aaaiiyaaa… let me try lah… I can do lah… you think I’m stupid meeh…?”
Teacher: “Okay… go ahead…”
Ah Beng: “This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN… GREEEEEN… I PINK up and I said: YELLOOOOW?”






‎​‎​Sepasang kekasih sedang berjalan berduaan melintasi taman di kegelapan senja.
Beberapa saat kemudian si cewek mencoleg si cowok
"Aduh kebelet pipis nih".
"Hah? bentar kita cari dulu toilet" kata si cowok.
Beberapa saat kemudian, "Aduh nggak tahan lagi nih".
Clingak clinguk si cowok....
Ngelihat tempat sepi nggak ada orang
"Di balik semak ini kamu mau?"
"Iya deh" kata si cewek
"Tapi jagain yach".
Si cowok anteng menjaga situasi sambil mulai terdengar suara retsleting bunyi kreseg semak....
Mulai muncullah ide nakal si cowok
"ah nggak apa2 liat dikit" gumamnya, maka disibakkanlah semak itu sedikit terlihatlah kaki si cewek menggoda, dijulurkanlah tangannya tanpa melihat dirasakanlah lembutnya paha si cewek, makin penasaran diteruskanlah

tangan semakin ke dalam.
Kagetlah dia, ketika tangannya berakhir memegang sesuatu yang bulat, panjang dan hangat
"KAMU BERUBAH KELAMIN YACH...?!!"

"enggak mas, hihihi....
aku berubah pikiran.....
mau e'ek.... alot nih"???